And Dance And Drink And Screw

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

WERE THERE REALLY SO MANY AWESOME FEMALE MUSICIANS IN THE ‘90S THAT THEY HAD TO MAKE A FESTIVAL JUST FOR THEM?

OH, ABSOLUTELY, AND THAT WAS JUST FOR THE SORT OF EASILY PALATABLE MAINSTREAM “CHICK ROCK” WITH THE WIDEST APPEAL. YOU STILL HAD PJ HARVEY AND BJÖRK AND PORTISHEAD RUNNING AROUND, NOT TO MENTION GARBAGE AND ELASTICA AND THAT WHOLE  SCENE, PLUS THERE WAS A HUGE RIOT GRRRRL THING HAPPENING IN THE UNDERGROUND. THEN YOU HAD YOUR CAT POWER AND SLEATER-KINNEY AND WHATNOT FOR THE SUB POP SET. THAT’S STILL NOT REALLY SCRATCHING THE SURFACE OF IT ALL. THERE WERE TRIP HOP VOCALISTS, TORI AMOS AND HER PIANOS, ALANIS MORISSETTE’S NEVERENDING SUPPLY OF HAIR, COURTNEY LOVE’S ONE-WOMAN WRECKING BALL ACT, GWEN STEFANI’S ABS … A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK EDDIE VEDDER WAS A GUY, BUT THAT ‘S NOT TRUE. SHE JUST HAD A FAIRLY DEEP VOICE. AND THESE WERE ACTUAL MUSICIANS, NOT JUST POP STARLETS. ACROSS ALL DIFFERENT GENRES. IT WAS CRAZY. BASICALLY, IT WAS LIKE THAT TIDAL WAVE AT THE END OF THE ABYSS, ONLY MADE OF ESTROGEN.

THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.

IT WAS, HONEY. IT REALLY WAS.

(Source: iamthebl00dinyourveins, via diamondpistols)

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(via veronicafuckingmars)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

CHILL OUT, ALAN.

No! What the hell happened to the garage? A fire? Was there a fire in the garage?

ALAN, YOU’RE NOT BEING VERY CHILL RIGHT NOW.

What was on fire? Where is my car?

I GET THAT YOU’RE A LITTLE FLUSTERED, BUT I CAN’T EVEN TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU’RE LIKE THIS. THERE’S NO NEED TO HARSH EVERYONE’S MELLOWS. SERIOUSLY, JUST BE CHILL. LOOK AT ME. I’M ABOUT TO FLATLINE I’M SO TERMINALLY CHILL RIGHT NOW.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HELLO THERE! WELCOME TO HELL. MY NAME’S TODD, AND I’LL BE BURROWING INTO YOU FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF MILLENNIA WHILE YOUR SCREAMS JOIN THE UNCEASING CHORUS OF THE DAMNED. IT’S A REAL PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

THERE’S COFFEE AND A VERY DELICIOUS PIE JUST OVER THERE IN THE COMMON ROOM IF YOU WANT ANY. YOU CAN’T HAVE IT, OF COURSE, BECAUSE THAT WOULD KIND OF DEFEAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF YOUR VISIT, BUT WE DIDN’T WANT YOU TO THINK WE’RE NOT GOOD HOSTS. 

SO, SHALL WE BEGIN?

waffle-meringue:

A Buffy Episode Guide in Limerick Form - Pangs (4x08)

This Thanksgiving day turns ridiculous
When Xander shows up with the sniffle-us
And, lo and behold,
What they’d thought a cold
Was really a mean case of syphilis 

ataraxia90:

Misha and Jensen re-enact the orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally

astudyinangels:

If cleverbot says it is so then it is so.

(Source: thisisyourking)

From the Art Of War graphic novel

writeworld:

Instead of dark, consider:

• acherontic
• adumbrated
• aphotic
• atramental (atramentous)
• benighted
• black
• black as a shoe
• black as a tinker’s pot
• black as jet
• black as midnight
• black as my hat
• black as November
• black as the bottom of the sea
• black as thunder
• blackish
• blackout
• blae
• bleak
• brownout
• caliginous
• cimmerian
• charcoal black
• clouded (cloudy)

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“oh nothing, just being adorable here.”

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Kimya Dawson